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13 Brentford Rd 11:19 Thu Feb 8
Arse holes, bastards, fucking cunts and pricks...
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Briano
11:00 Thu Feb 8
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Fucking Ada!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sA2NcRhnkfQ
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zebthecat
9:27 Thu Feb 8
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Too Much Too Young 12:11 Thu Feb 8
You Rotter!
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Oi wot u looking at?
9:21 Thu Feb 8
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She's got crinkly hair under neath her underwear
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Mike Oxsaw
3:31 Thu Feb 8
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Decking, slugs and lumps of coal
Is all my town house garden needs
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medwayhammer1
2:25 Thu Feb 8
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lowermarshhammer 11:25 Thu Feb 8
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Pretty much my exact words when I found myself driving the car through Hackney the other day.
Carefull, your have Gav on here in a minute banging on yet again, like he does on every FUCKING thread, about how East London he is!
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BetterthanKaka
1:19 Thu Feb 8
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Your clippers broke again, Rd son?
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13 Brentford Rd
12:13 Thu Feb 8
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Ag ag Too much, loved that!
”Sir caught Wiggins playing with his willy*
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Too Much Too Young
12:11 Thu Feb 8
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Big Tits got a flyer and is the first to show.
Arsehole was slowly away.
And as they settle down it's Big Tits from Vagina with The Prick tucked in behind these two.
Then comes the blinkered Buttocks being pressed by The Poof.
Going steadily behind these five is The Wanker and trailing the field is Arsehole.
And as they start to climb the hill, it's Vagina who just shows clear of Buttocks.
The Prick is close up third, nothing between these three.
Big Tits is hanging slightly to the left, tucked in behind is The Poof.
Still trailing the field is Arsehole.
There is The Poof again making a challenge with Arsehole under pressure, but finding nothing.
And as they race to the line it's Vagina being pressed by The Prick, with The Poof making rapid progress, trying to squeeze in between Buttocks and the rail.
The Prick and Vagina, nothing between these two.
And The Wanker's coming with a late run! The Wanker is coming with a late run!
And Big Tits has dropped out of it all together!
And with a hundred yards to go, it's the Prick and Vagina, drawing clear.
The Prick and Vagina, stride for stride, length and line, it must be a photo.
I can't separate them but I think The Poof takes third from The Wanker, and still to finish is the tiring Arsehole.
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Takashi Miike
12:09 Thu Feb 8
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My old man wore three piece whistles
He was never home for long
Drove a bus for London Transport
He knew where he belonged
Number 18 down to Euston
Double decker move along
Double decker move along
My old man
Later on he drove a Roller
Chauffeuring for foreign men
Dropped his aitches on occation
Said 'Cor Blimey!' now and then
Did the crossword in the Standard
At the airport in the rain
At the airport in the rain
My old man
Wouldn't never let his guv'nors
Call him 'Billy', he was proud
Personal reasons make a difference
His last boss was allowed
Perhaps he had to keep his distance
Made a racket when he rowed
Made a racket when he rowed
My old man
My old man
My old man was fairly handsome
He smoked to many cigs
Lived in one room in Victoria
He was tidy in his digs
Had to have an operation
When his ulcer got to big
When his ulcer got to big
My old man
Seven years went out the window
We met as one to one
Died before we'd done much talking
But relations had begun
All the while we though about each other
All the best mate from your son
All the best mate from your son
My old man
My old man
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Northern Sold
12:09 Thu Feb 8
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Oh yeah that's right... Doc Cox... my missus was in one of his video's... The Majorca Song...
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chim chim cha boo
12:07 Thu Feb 8
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Ivor Biggun and the red nosed burglers.
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Northern Sold
12:03 Thu Feb 8
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Who sung that song `He's a wanker'?? Remember that from the late 70's....
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Sir Alf
12:02 Thu Feb 8
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Hehe, Should be the theme song for this site. Not sure which one I am? Oh hang on... I'm all of them !! :-)
Used to listen to this (Boots and Panties album?), a Sham 69 track which began with some expletives ( which I forget the name of ) and Derek and Clive. All released within a year or two of each other. A golden era in gratuitous use of swear words and vulgarity. Part of my own crusade , at the time, to lower the standards of common decency that never got the traction or support it deserved. :-)
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13 Brentford Rd
12:01 Thu Feb 8
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I could an inmate in a long term institution
I could be a ticket collector at Fulham Broadway station...
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Northern Sold
11:59 Thu Feb 8
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Two fat hairdressers ... click click click....
Hit me with your Curling tong... Hit me.. Hit me...
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Far Cough
11:52 Thu Feb 8
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Plaistow Patricia is not amused
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MonkeyVulgaris
11:51 Thu Feb 8
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My mates brother had this record. We'd set up a speaker in an open window and play it full volume when anyone walked past.
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13 Brentford Rd
11:48 Thu Feb 8
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Was listening to *What a waste* on my way to work.
Then the intro to my thread title played on my phone out loud at work infront of a bemused learner by mistake which was rather amusing.
.....thought it summed up the board and current situation well.
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Lee Trundle
11:48 Thu Feb 8
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Did you introduce the Blockheads to Russia, Brenty?
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Lily Hammer
11:47 Thu Feb 8
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The aerosol!...........The BRICKS!
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Northern Sold
11:41 Thu Feb 8
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Loving this Road son.... WHO at it's sublime best....
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